How will we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering?
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
imagine sherlock saying his vows to john. imagine him telling john how alone and sad he was. imagine him telling john how meeting him made his life better and happier. how much he missed john during his time away. how he thought about him every moment. and when they finally got together. how nervous and excited to start a new relationship with john hamish watson. imagine sherlock trying not to cry while saying all of this. imagine john’s face
so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention
and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia
and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”
and single bisexuals are predatory liars
what the fuck are we supposed to do
i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there